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Jerky Plushie

Jerky Plushie

$7.00

Original: $20.00

-65%
Jerky Plushie

$20.00

$7.00

The Story

After posing with camgirls on red carpets and haunting our social feeds like a plushy icon in denial, your favorite weird little mascot is finally shoppable.

Yes, by popular demand (and questionable taste), the Jerky Plushie is now available for your guilty pleasures.

Limited edition because not everyone deserves a squeeze.

Material: Ultra-soft polyfill, charged with loyal intentions and plush perversions
Height: 10 inches of emotional dependability
Head Width: 8 inches of oversized empathy
Body Fit: Palm-sized. Shame-absorbent. Dangerously portable.
Vibe: Pillow pet / Cuddle accomplice / Strategic bedtime enabler

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 4

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 5

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 6

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 7

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Jerky Plushie - Image 8

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

After posing with camgirls on red carpets and haunting our social feeds like a plushy icon in denial, your favorite weird little mascot is finally shoppable.

Yes, by popular demand (and questionable taste), the Jerky Plushie is now available for your guilty pleasures.

Limited edition because not everyone deserves a squeeze.

Material: Ultra-soft polyfill, charged with loyal intentions and plush perversions
Height: 10 inches of emotional dependability
Head Width: 8 inches of oversized empathy
Body Fit: Palm-sized. Shame-absorbent. Dangerously portable.
Vibe: Pillow pet / Cuddle accomplice / Strategic bedtime enabler